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John Mulaney compares his son Malcolm with…. Ellen DeGeneres?
“You know what it’s like to have a 3 year old?” that the comedian during the monologue on the Wednesday, April 16 issue of Everyone lives with John Mulaney on Netflix. “Having a 3 year old is what I imagine was working on the Ellen show. Because people come over and they are like, ‘How is it?’ And you, like, ‘Oh, it’s fine.
He continued: “‘Some days are difficult. But it’s fun, you know! We have dancing, you know. So if he starts dancing, you’re dancing, but if he stops dancing, you’re f *** ing stop dancing immediately.”
Mulaney, 42, recalled attending a recent concert at Ysgol Malcolm. His son was supposed to sing a song with his classmates, but he was experiencing a stage alarm before Showtime.
“I’m looking at the whole concert and I’m looking at the kids, and I’m bending down and I’m telling my son, ‘Hey, this doesn’t matter at all. There’s nothing important. So if you want to sit in my lap and watch the show, that would be fun.’ And he said, ‘Yes. “His teacher comes over and goes, ‘Malcolm, are you sure?’ Your class worked very hard.
Mulaney’s response: “Oh, excuse me Ms Inez, you have no idea how much you can disappoint an audience and still bounce back in this business.”
The show’s host noticed “it is difficult to get toddlers to perform together. They are all divas of their own kind. It’s hard to get them in a group. Because every toddler is at heart is the star of their own show.”
Mulaney shares Malcolm and a 7 -month -old girl, Mei, with a wife Olivia munn. He often tells stories about his family in the weekly All alive Monologue.
On Wednesday, he discussed the challenge of wearing Malcolm before the school concert, where he was required to wear light jeans.
“So on Friday night, before we leave for the show, my son and I are going to fight, drag out, where we both scream the words ‘light jeans’ back and forth,” he remembered. “I’m like, ‘You can put your sandals on by car! You don’t have to wear a t-shirt! You have to put light jeans!’ It’s like, ‘Dada, I don’t want to wear the light jeans!’ “
He was joking, “I shout at my child sometimes as I Dennis is jumping and he is Keanu in the movie Speed. ‘I always like,’ that’s not one of the options, hotshot! ‘ “
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