Jake Paul Vs. Chávez JR VIP box 1 million dollars

At this point. Align the shrimp, pour the prosecco survive and roll the rug for the least skip VIP in the story of the struggle, because Jake Paul vs Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. I just sold a 1 million dollars “Owner’s experience” to a law firm that probably Think that Dazn is a cryptocurrency.

The most valuable promotions have officially taken the boxing, made it in Cologne and put it in Linkedin. This Stall – Yes, this is what they call the luxury cage, it now belongs to a personal injury company that thought that access next to Jake Paul Shadowboxing in Chavez Jr. It was worth more than most houses.

Who bought it? A law firm of personal injury. Torklaw boys say it “Alignment”. Of course. Because nothing calls the boxing legacy like two lawyers drinking Chardonnay as Jake Paul Windmills punctures a man who has left more times than the local goalkeeper in the Sunday league. Mate, the only thing that aligns here is your wallet with the MVP GRIFT.

And if you can’t cough the full million, MVP has it Emerald, diamond and platinum packages Waiting for the rest of Wannabe’s aristocracy. Do you still want to be important? Leave tens of thousands to sit two rows and pretend that you understand what “Southpaw” means. They will still serve the same cocktails while Chavez Jr. Mentally go out to the left stage: You just don’t get your name in Dazn.

Reza Torkzadeh of Torklaw said:
“There is something sacred to enter a stage knowing that everything is on the line.”
Yes Company: Your reputation, your marketing budget and any trace of boxing of boxing are definitely on the line.

Did you buy dollars owner’s experience at Jake Paul vs Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.?
Very well, Champ. This is what you have, as a lifelong boxing fan, that you are clearly (Sarcasm that is filtered from all pores), should or probably even do it inside the sad boxer box: 1 million dollars:

• Erroneously pronounce “Julio” while asking your waiter when Jake Paul fights against “The Mexican boy”.
  Instagram title: “Ready to see that the Churro throws hands 🌮🇲🇽 #vipvibes #corralcrew”
• Explain aloud to your partner that “TKO” means “Total Knockout”.
  Because nothing impresses the multitude of shrimp like trusting -being confident.
• He argues that Jake Paul “won this type of UFC that he once likes anything.
  Instagram title: “Jake Ko’d Tyrone Woodly
• Ask the closest fighter for a selfie and say “wait, which brother Paul is again?”
  Bonus points if Holly Holm.
• Film The Walkouts as if you were in Coachella, and then ask: “So how many barracks are back in the round?”
  Light Instagram: “Ringwalks affected different when you do not know the sport #MaineventerErge”
• Call Chávez Sr. “That Spanish type of introduction video” while poured Proseccs to your Lanyard VIP.
  Instagram title: “Rich history of boxing love 🇪🇸🍾 #Juliawho?”
• Continue to check your clock and asking out loud: “When does the real struggle begin?”
  Especially after the sixth round, once Chávez Jr. He begins to argue with his own corner and Jake starts playing at the front -row cameras.
• Put -you stand and cheer up -you a dagger when throwing a dagger, and then asks, “Was it a greater?”
  CAPTION INSTAGRAM: “Jab? Hook? Be whatever it was, clean. Based 🔥 #knockemoutjake”
• Ask the safety where the octagon is located and if it is the same McGregor event.
  Instagram chapter: “Big Mma Energy Tonight, Let’s Goooo 🥋🩸 #Boxingor Whatever”
• Make a selfie during the third round with your back in the fight. Because obviously.
  Instagram title: “We came. We flexed. We forgot to see. 📸💅 #millionDollarblur”
• Google “How many rounds is boxing?” while trying to find the sushi tray again.
  Instagram chapter: “Boxing is a long sport. Someone saw the sake?
• Clap for a jake reproduction that is missing for six inches and calls “Let’s gooooo!” As if it were Hagler vs. Hearns.
  Instagram title: “This lady was elite, brother. He wanted to do 🧠💥 #strategymaster”
• Use the Dazn camera camera to shake your companions and lose the only clean punch of the night.
  Instagram title: “He did it on television while the struggle continued to load #VIPCONFIRED 🎥🍾”
  
  Because this is what real The fans do it: Start sport until it is just a background noise for influencer networks.

The whole event is a tragic parody – A corporate fantasy camp for rich boys who do not know a fact of a standing foot. Jake Paul is not a boxer, it is a billboard that has dominated the fine arts of monetizing mediocrity. Chavez Jr.? A legacy roof ground is still listed with the name of his father while heading to real competition.

Nakisa Oparari de MVP called “a night to remember”. You bet. We will remember it, since the night boxing was not sold: it rolled up, pulled a velvet rope and let the clogged postmers drink their blood through a crystal straw.