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Nikki Glazer warmed up at the 2025 Golden Globes with Howard Stern on Monday and revealed a few jokes that were left on the studio floor.
Glazer, 40, told Stern that “every joke was remembered” from her opening monologue, where she celebrated “Ozempic’s Greatest Night” before riffing on Ben Affleck and Sean “Diddy” Combs.
The comedian, who is known for roasting Tom Brady recently, admitted she was afraid of being “dismissed” for some of the content she wrote for the award and decided to tell Stern jokes instead.
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Nikki Glaser gave Howard Stern some of her Golden Globes jokes that were deemed too spicy for the awards show. (Rich Polk)
“I would be remiss if I didn’t ask you what jokes you left out of your monologue last night. I’m always interested in the process,” Stern said. “So there were jokes that you liked, but you couldn’t fit them in, or for some reason you shied away from them. Do you have some examples?”
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“Yes, I have many examples, but feel free to stop me anytime,” Glazer said.
“I’ve put together a little mini setlist for you because, yeah, some of them sound like they were in the writers’ room. They were tipped off and told, “We can’t say this on TV. We can’t say what about the faces of these people.” So I would say, “Put this in the Stern file. We can do it on Stern.’
Nicole Kidman
Kidman was nominated for her role in Babygirl. (Getty Images)
According to Glazer, the 57-year-old Golden Globe-nominated actress for her role in “Girl” had a joke about her that was denied. “It… we shot it for a promo and they almost aired it on CBS and then we thought it was going to get me to cancel,” Glazer admitted.
“Wild Robot is nominated tonight, I mean Nicole Kidman after two white wines.’
Glazer also admitted, “I wish we could do it, but if she makes a face … I think she would be cool with it, but you never know.”
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin was charged with involuntary manslaughter for the fatal shooting of cinematographer Galina Hutchins in Rust. His case was closed last year. (Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office)
Baldwin, 66, was not present at the 82nd Golden Globe Awards, but there was an anecdote about him that was also revealed.
“Michael Keaton was so great in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.” I Alec Baldwin unfortunately he didn’t come back to play the ghost because he was too busy making them.’
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Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage has won several Golden Globes over the years. (Getty Images)
Cage, a multiple Golden Globe winner, presented the award for best motion picture – musical/comedy on Sunday and may have been in on Glazer’s joke.
“Nicolas Cage looks well rested tonight after a night of sleeping in Elvis’ coffin”.
“Nicolas Cage is here, along with a group of skeletons following him playing ragtime jazz.”
Dax Shepard
Dax Shepard hosts the Armchair Expert podcast. (Getty Images)
Shepard, 50, joined his wife Kristen Bell at the 2025 Golden Globes and avoided making jokes about his celebrity-filled podcast.
The Golden Globes is the only show where you can see the biggest stars in film and television come together with one goal: to get out here tonight before Dax Shepard asks them to do his podcast.”
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Sean “Diddy” Combs
Sean “Diddy” Combs was charged with racketeering, forcible sex trafficking, fraud or coercion and transportation to engage in prostitution in an indictment handed down in September. (Munawar Hossain)
Sean “Diddy” Combs did not attend the awards ceremony and is currently incarcerated in Brooklyn on charges of racketeering, sex trafficking and transportation for prostitution.
“This is the last time you’re all in the same room before Didi’s trial.”
Stern asked, “Why didn’t you use that joke?”
“We had another Diddy reference that worked better and led us to other jokes. You only get one Diddy reference,” Glazer said. “What you don’t want to do is because you’re accusing the people in the room of being part of it, and they can turn against you about it.”
“Only murders in the building”
Only Murder in the Building cast including Martin Short, Steve Martin and Selena Gomez (Getty Images)
Martin Short, Steve Martin and Selena Gomez were nominated for Golden Globe Awards at Sunday’s ceremony. Martin and Short, as well as their co-star Meryl Streep, could be teased, but the joke was left out of Glazer’s monologue.
“’Only Murder in the Building’ is amazing and I think it’s so cool that legends like Steve Martin, Martin Short and Meryl Streep are still doing it, giving some of the best performances of their careers. It’s so inspiring and it’s Guys, don’t fight Jake, please don’t get into the Hawk Tuah crypto scheme?”
