Google, sorry but that pixel event was a crinsefest

“IP 6 8! IP 6 8!” – shouted host host jimmy falls, tried and fail to count on the new pixel smhightones. Failed, that you will never hold the technical term, I don’t seem to understand that IP68 – a rating indicating a sales point, nor is this character of the winged pixel. Has been Around Since the Pixel 2018 3. We are on the pixel 10 hour, by reference.

At a surreal moment that illustrates the tendency to the overype something associated with the adjusted Ai, Google decided to pull all the caps for his Pixel 10 live event on Wednesday. I am

Google phones of Google, of course I am interesting on their meritsHow to show how google is integrating each day consumer experiences, texting, translates and telephone translations, get help in real world, and more.

The difficult event made Google feel from the touch, though. Also suggest that society felt buzz to cover a lack of technological avans, which is not the case. Whether people like or not, Google is run in front of Apple put ai in consumer hands through their smartphones. Had the technical giant in this and showed real-world examples – not the ones involving celebrity Raiscar drivers, Basketball starso Poldoton Personality – it would be better.

Equip in, went for holes with patterned briefing, including the Host Fallon, Podcaster Alexer, and more Brothers, and more Brothers, and more brothers, and more. The result was a watered, cringey, and at times almost qvc-as the qvc-like sales event, which reddit users immediately doubt “Unwatchable.”

In a big deal, this had to do with the Fallon show.

I try to change his night foo person to a corporate event, ended today deeply in the technology, needs a above exit.

“This is exciting. It’s like a Taylor Swik Album” and begins, insulting the audience of away with interest in interest.

Attempting to be a “qualifying” s / Google consumers do they believe that they are, submit, as the meaning “or why are they a” garden garden? ‘

These questions are only sides at Google executor example, as Rick Osterlah, the vice tests – a job failing “. (Sounds like a simple enough title with many tapers a lot of technical work Happiness Officer o Digital Prophet.It)

Responses, as the result, they were murdered for everyday users, despite the fact that they are likely to be very interested in what they are the patterns of ai, or that his privacy is in their personal devices.

During the event, the fall if you showed the mock or curiosity on the interesting trial, as well as Google Gemini is coming to their woven lovers. Well utterance wathers only showed as useful, as circle to seek, surrounding, or recovering something on their screen.

At another point, Fallon signs with quotes from the quotes of assumed the users of great pxel. “This first person says,” As long as I am using a Circle phone, I am in the stone’s age. (C’mon, no one has said that. Ever. It’s certainly a red.)

Later, Fall, run Google President of Marketing Lofton Lof and FEIGed in a table with a smartphone, look, and earbuds. (Ostertoh had meant to go for the fast-back-back hand combo.)

LoOofton, keeping hip in a denim-tuxedo jacket, you could not make the marketing talk to hear that case, however.

Instead, I already felt as we look upon one of those old channels to shopping TV, as QVC or HSN, where you sell is in front of each compliment.

Loophton: “We’ve taken the best smartphone the best the world, and we are weighing our world with 10. It’s powerful, and feel the satin finished on the borges and camera.”

Failed: “Oh, sedosa!”

Loophton: “See what I say? The esthetic’s design is incredible, and is a pixel. So the camera is incredible. And the colors, we think about this pale. We think these colors are sexy as the hell. ”

Failed: “Well, held. Is the Wednesday afternoon. We look pg.‘

The cringe. The absolute cringe.

Later in the event, other stars has discover for their moments, either lived and pre-recorded. Jonas Brothers have made a music video with a pixel phone, who played at the end of the event.

Only a few of the celebrations interactions feel natural. Cooper was brought, a lot, a lot in their own interview. The chat with photographer Andre D. wagner It was also a nice message of authenticity, as he was talking about their art ea music.

It is understandable that Google I want to differentiate it by the Apple event format to attract attention to their own own owner and software hardware. But which are technical ads for if not for people who care about technology? If Google tries to get to the technical ejects Mainstream, I don’t need to do something like that. Just got his phones in the hands of the creatures that people watch it in reality Broardlee Marques. I am (That, grace, she did itas well.)