7 Fedy July stories from the Blue Angels trial to naked bowling and much more

Yes, America, it was another really crazy moon. In July, large, beautiful notes and great quirks were presented. We had a collective breakdown of the media over the cancellation of Stephen Colbert. Another about President Donald Trump who has abandoned PBS and NPR. And then one about the ad jeans. More about all three below.

But strangely enough, the two most amazing stories came from the legal profession, including cats.

1 catastrophic attack: The left hate the military, even one of the best troops. Their last company – this Ground blue angels. Blue Angels for 12 people who have never heard of them are a regional pilots that show some of the best that the military can offer by performing the maneuvers that cause deaths that fly close to 18 centimeters from each other. Eleven million Americans see the incredible flight of blue angels every year.

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The left climate loons can not stand it. They are conducting a campaign to stop the historic show, at least in their mad neck of the forest with billboards. They even turn to lawsuits. Here’s a bit from the inappropriate NBC news: “The last days of the cat in Seattle have been held in” Terror “from the squadrons who performed with Blue Angels pilots, before squadron leaders blocked the human mother on social media in the acts of” cowardly censorship, “she said. NBC NEWS says the author of the trial, the panel, whimpered about the Flyra last year on Instagram: “Nobody gives F — about your stupid little planes.” Except 11 million.

2. F-Bombs Galore: One of the final performances in the moon showed the awkward behavior of media liberals, ready to gather himself to keep Colbert, although his show lost tens of millions and was not funny. The worst of them came from his buddy and Former crippling John Stewart. Stewart mocked the net (which shares the same corporate owners as his own Central Comedy) for not trying to save his show at the end of the night and for “the murder of the show, which you know that they ranked a fragile and vindictive president.” Half of the segment was a classic stevard with a degree of self -esteem. He then launched the song, complete with the backup singers, telling the network: “Just go — yourself.” Counting the singers who repeated their mantra, the segment is presented at least 35 F-bombs. That’s what the left, they lose so bad that everything they can do is f-bomb, as children who have learned about the naughty word. In addition, Jason Muza did it better.

3. The Great Law of Bites: The law is often described as swimming with sharks. But leave this to a young associate Enter this metaphor into action – Like a shark from “jaws”. A summer employee of the prestigious law firm Sidley Austin was reportedly lost work from her eating habits. According to the highest law, “Biglaw Bit Bit’s summer associates in the firm.” The site called her “Biter Biglaw” after the deviation of several other options, including the “Associated Lector”. The site reports that five people were also bitten with “artificial manic girl-manic pixie, crossed with the Donero party vibration.” Ah, the joy of telecommunications.

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4. The Uncleled History: For those who love history, it is difficult to agree on the amazing things that historian Ken Burns does with the absolute idiocy he sometimes delivers. This month was no exception. He went to CBS to greatly protect the people who pay him: “I could do none of the movies I did without them Pbs. “Burns confessed that he did not believe that there is a prejudice on the net, which really calls into question any other analysis that he did. “

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5. In the bag: There are wallets and bags, and then there is a birkin. (You can almost hear an angelic choir in the background.) Birkin bags are a fashion accessory for strong weapons. You know, people who think shopping is a middle class. (This is a dating story.) For them there is an Almighty Birkin bag. There are videos dedicated to her and even songs. For a hundred years from now on, this will probably be recognized by religion. This month, the original Birkin Birkin Bag was auctioned at $ 10 million. It was not intact because many Birkin owners sought to keep their own. No, according to the publication, “scratches, shabby and signs of use are present on all sides.” But you know the old saying if you need to ask how much you can’t afford it. I’m not sure I can afford to be in one postal index.

Jane Birkin visits “Jane South Africa Charlotte (Jane Charlotte)” “Photo during the 74th Consician annual Film Festival on July 8, 2021 in Cannes, France. ( (Stefan Cardinal – Corbis/Corbis)

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6. “Blue Gin”: American Eagle has introduced a new advertisement for its jeans with Sydney’s sexy symbol as a press -ray. And it was the Second World War again. In a sulin’s ad clicking on jeans and makes Word Play Mexing “Genes” and “Jeans”. The campaign section states: “Sydney Sinai has great jeans.” The reaction was fast and unchanged, aching, that beautiful women are controversial and claim that it is all about Eugenica. MSNBC claimed: “The American announcement of Sydney Sainini shows a cultural shift to whiteness.” Yahoo launched a work that argued: “I am surprised by Sydney’s American advertising, approved.” Some internet commenters even blowed about her initials. This is the reaction that makes you wish that al -hw never pretend to come up with the internet.

7. Bowling for…: And speaking of “Word Play”, in July, Pittsburgh naturalists conducted naked bowling. Naked bowling – except shoes. (After all, you have to protect the integrity of the game.) According to WTRF from Pittsburgh, $ 30 has received you four hours of bowling and shoes. The event, of course, was called “bowling balls”. The story included an important nuance: “Agortism is required that women can wear the bottom.” I am sorry for a bad business that was supposed to develop a trophy.

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